I am not silly! Ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ha ha ha!

If you recognize the phrase above, chances are you were also a fan of the infamous Doctor Sbaitso, an old DOS game by Creative Labs.  The game is similar to ELIZA and emulates a "virtual shrink" that answers your questions aloud using text-to-speech synthesis.  The purpose of the game was really to showcase the digital sound capabilities of the Soundblaster 16, but with the right input you can get Dr. Sbaitso to say some really funny stuff.

Well, I found a copy of the good doctor online and thought I would post it here for anyone's enjoyment who's as nerdy as I am:

I had some trouble getting the game to run correctly in a standard Windows command prompt, but using the DosBox emulator it worked fine:

http://www.dosbox.com

Enjoy! :)